Flu Shot

I just saw a segment on the evening news that featured a doctor urging people to get their flu shots. And I found myself thinking, "Shut up! I don't want a flu shot!" If I get the flu, it means some time off, and getting to sleep in really late. And maybe eating a lot of pudding, though I don't know why. This doesn't sound so bad to me: I like sleep. And tapioca. I could deal with the flu. Keep your flu shot to yourself, TV doctor!

I think I need a vacation.