What happened to June?

I'm not quite sure what happened to the month of June. It's like I blinked and the end of the month is here. I have been busy, though, I swear! For instance:

I co-invented Happyland. What, you haven't heard of it? Isn't that sad for you. The fabulous stylist who does my hair and I decided that one of us will win the lottery and then create a commune. The commune will be called Happyland. The rooms will be filled with very comfortable mattresses and big-screen televisions. There will be fountains of fondue (both cheese and chocolate) and this will make everybody-- you guessed it -- happy. Additionally, it will always be 75 degrees and sunny. If a Happyland resident would like some weather alternatives, there will be a button that can be pressed to create the weather. Plus, nobody will have to hold down a job. Want in? Yeah, I thought so. There will be a secret handshake, so I suggest you bribe me for it.

And as if co-inventing Happyland wasn't time-consuming enough, I've been exerting a lot of energy by thinking about the gear I'll need to hike the Inca Trail. I even went so far as to try on a backpack! And buy water purification tablets and wool socks! In fact, just thinking about all that exhausts me. Which bodes really well for the hike itself, I'd say.

Don't worry. I think July will be more interesting. We will be going to Peru, after all. Hopefully, I'll be able to bring a baby Alpaca back to the states. It would fit right in at Happyland.