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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Clown school in Singapore

Last week I had an odd dream: Todd had decided that he would accompany a friend to Singapore where they would attend clown school together. One of the main reasons he was going was that there was a special airfare, so long as the return date wasn't for 3 months. So, that was Todd's plan: He would go to Singapore for 3 months and learn to be a clown. I was not invited. Rather, it was expected that I would just pay the rent for 3 months with my nonexistent salary and generally hold down the fort.

I tried to remind Todd that he didn't even like clowns and that they are actually quite scary. But no, he was determined. And I was pissed. I woke up ready to both kick him and cry, but before I did either I realized it was a dream. And I'm sure Todd appreciated this, especially with the kicking.

In other news, we leave for Peru next Thursday. That's just over a week, in case you don't know what day it is. We will not be attending clown school there.

4 Comments:

Blogger Marlizzle said...

For Peru:

"Donde esta el bano?" Translation:Where is the bathroom?
"Ay mucho pinche calor."
Translation: It is f'in hot.
"Por favor ayudanos."
Translation: Please help us.
"Mi amiga queire saber donde estan los muchachos guapos."
Translation: My friend Marlen wants to know where the good looking guys are.

I'll write more when I think of them.

7:06 PM  
Blogger Helga said...

Girl, I'll be on the lookout for you.

7:10 PM  
Blogger sarah said...

Hey, a guy's got to follow his dreams, right? And where on earth did you get that picture?

4:22 PM  
Blogger Helga said...

The picture comes courtesy of Google images. Thanks Google!

10:59 AM  

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